*$ and McDonalds

What country am I in?
People say everything in the states is bigger, but let me tell you, I have never seen such a huge Starbucks.So big. And I guess this McDonalds is small, but only compared with the other fast food restaurants here in Leicester Square. The computer keyboard *is* odd, though. Very small and very hard to type on.
What country am I in?
No one speaks English. No, I'm not refering to the various British accents. French is the language I hear everywhere I go. Not even my barista was British. She's from Sao Paulo. *shrugs* It's a party.
Maybe Germany will actually be German.