22.11.05

Now, I'm Not One for Bashing the French...

But this I couldn't pass up:

"WEEKEND UPDATE" CO-ANCHOR TINA FEY -- "Le Roof! Le Roof! Le Roof is on fire! We don't need no Perrier, let the little cars burn. The Prime Minister of France told Parliament on Tuesday that because of 14 days of rioting by disaffected Arab and African youth, "The French Republic faces a moment of truth when we must ask ourselves how to only keep the ones that are good at soccer."

3 comments:

° ÐãVeØ ° said...

Man, that is soo dumb!
The way I see it is that God made all things to counter one another.
The heavens and earth, the land and sky, he made animals of all kinds and he made man to rule over the animals.
Now when God made such fine masterpieces as the English, He saw that it was good, and placed them in England. But then He wondered where He could put such bone-headed idiots who have no moral standards and piss the rest of the world off. "Ah", He said, "I know, I'll put them next door, in France."

Megs said...

oh man haha, at first i thought that that was totally lagit and was like no way, that guys can't b that dense but then i saw that it was "tina fey" who was speaking and i'm like oh....good ol SNL

mike said...

its as close as you can get to being true... i dont think I know a decent French player who was actually born in France!!